Hotels - Paris

Paris.

A' Parie.

We've been watching that Netflix show Emily in Paris a lot lately - and this place definitely got the Architecture right!

Favorite Memory: Le Buffet

We managed to eat here one time before they closed it. 

Cool setting, good ambiance, the food was nothing majorly special.

But they had this whole cooling rack cart of desserts like hundreds of desserts, 10 racks tall they were rolling around, but the employees said we couldn't have them until 4pm - and it was like 300pm, so my predominate memory from the place is that we weren't allowed to eat the buffet food, inside the buffet, that we paid for. 

That's how you know you're at a Caesars property!

Favorite Memory: Architecture

It's all around the entire place - and it's exquisite.

Covering the Arc de Triomphe with ads?

How American. And Tacky. And Gross.

Favorite Memory: Paris Globe

You know if you stare hard enough, it kinda looks like a completely different word.......

Favorite Memory: Top of the Eiffel Tower

I don't love heights, but I loved this!

See the "Heights" tab of this website for more.

You know you're lucky if you can win anything on Wolf Run in Vegas.

Especially $730+

It's too late to argue.

I've already identified myself as the Archangel, and you as the defeated plebe under foot.

What?

Is this like that "Pick a Hand" casino game in the Vegas Vacation Movie?

It's simple, just win what you see. 

If you see blank spaces, you win nothing!

My favorite word in the English language.

Must be theirs, too.

What?

Favorite Memory: Arc Bar

This Globe Hot Air Balloon Drink has to be like 30+ ounces.

The bartender makes it a double - except he literally fills 90% of the globe with Vodka. 

Like literally just pouring from the bottle, until the entire globe is pretty much filled. 

You'd have to be a real degenerate to make or consume that drink.

Well...

Favorite Memory: Craps Heater

One time this group of young Asian chicks from San Diego threw a straight up heater at the dice table. 

All 3 of them hit multiple points, and tons of numbers.

We still talk about it to this day.

Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack.

Champagne Slots, and Caviar Dreams.

Favorite Memory: Thanksgiving Day Check-In Line

We weren't staying there, but the line literally wrapped around the casino.

Good to know not to stay at a Caesars property on a holiday day - unless you want to wait in line for 3 hours.

Salt & Straw, located under the Eiffel Tower.

It's ok, not $9 for a single scoop level though.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet!