Handpays

Unsurprisingly, despite coin-in of probably around $100,000+ on slots all time (at least), I've never won a handpay. 

On any slot machine. Ever.

In my entire life.

I would estimate I have done around 100,000 spins lifetime so far.

The most I've ever won on a slot machine was around $960 at Treasure Island on an accidental $9 bet without realizing it.

I've literally found more money than that on the ground in Vegas. Allegedly.

Grand 

(N/A)

Major

Casino Royale

Fontainebleau

Cosmopolitan