Hotels - Horseshoe

Horseshoe.

More like Horse Shit!

No I'm just kidding, the place is fine.

First it was MGM Grand, then it was Bally's, now it's Horseshoe, later it will be something else entirely.

Suffice it to say, Horseshoe's past has always been somewhat troubled. But that doesn't mean something good can't still come of it.

After all, the night is always darkest before the dawn, right?

Favorite Memory: Cabinet of Curiosities

You have to travel to an unknown part of Horseshoe to even find this place.

But once you're there, you're in!

I guess you can get Buffalo symbols in all 5 reels (and not just the first two and then always blocked in the 3rd reel)

Favorite Memory: Dave's Hot Chicken

Sidenote: This place reminds me of that guy playing Toto Africa on a rubber chicken. Have you ever seen it? God I love that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9FX_0TIFk8 

All I hear is that GD song. Do-do-do do-do do do

That plant is a Pachira Aquatica, or Guiana Chestnut. 

Aka: Money Tree - for those in the know.

Said to increase ones money.

And I should know, I used to have one.

I also used to have some money. So I know it works.

A what?

#glamourous

G-L-A-M

O-U-RUS

First class.

Just like the song says.

You know, funny, I say the exact same thing whenever I've spent $5 at any Caesars property!

Don't.

No refresh me on "Modern Day Las Vegas" - this NOT a bonus because...?

Oh right, they have to be in the first reel.

Ignore the 9 fucken bonus symbols, they didn't start in reel 1, so you win zero instead.

Nice job accountants at Caesars. I'll remember this, and be sure to spend less money next time I'm here, and play across the street instead.

#smart

Got this $100 on a $.50 bet first though.

#smart

Top vs. Money Mad Martians - who gets your charitable donation? You decide.

I decided.

I've always liked UFO's anyway.

I promise she's been in Bally's and not been drunk. The two aren't mutually exclusive!

Didn't win it, but I seent it.

Favorite Memory: Peak Rick N' Morty

That's code for I rolled a 2.