Hotels - Horseshoe

Horseshoe.

More like Horse Shit!

No I'm just kidding, the place is fine.

First it was MGM Grand, then it was Bally's, now it's Horseshoe, later it will be something else entirely.

Suffice it to say, Horseshoe's past has always been somewhat troubled. But that doesn't mean something good can't still come of it.

After all, the night is always darkest before the dawn, right?

Favorite Memory: Cabinet of Curiosities

You have to travel to an unknown part of Horseshoe to even find this place.

But once you're there, you're in!

I guess you can get Buffalo symbols in all 5 reels (and not just the first two and then always blocked in the 3rd reel)

Favorite Memory: Dave's Hot Chicken

Sidenote: This place reminds me of that guy playing Toto Africa on a rubber chicken. Have you ever seen it? God I love that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9FX_0TIFk8 

All I hear is that GD song. Do-do-do do-do do do

That plant is a Pachira Aquatica, or Guiana Chestnut. 

Aka: Money Tree - for those in the know.

Said to increase ones money.

And I should know, I used to have one.

I also used to have some money. So I know it works.

A what?

#glamourous

G-L-A-M

O-U-RUS

First class.

Just like the song says.

You know, funny, I say the exact same thing whenever I've spent $5 at any Caesars property!

Don't.

She said I could keep all the money if this game bonused.

Almost took her up on it!

$6.00 lol

No refresh me on "Modern Day Las Vegas" - this NOT a bonus because...?

Oh right, they have to be in the first reel.

Ignore the 9 fucken bonus symbols, they didn't start in reel 1, so you win zero instead.

Nice job accountants at Caesars. I'll remember this, and be sure to spend less money next time I'm here, and play across the street instead.

#smart

Got this $100 on a $.50 bet first though.

#smart

Top vs. Money Mad Martians - who gets your charitable donation? You decide.

I decided.

I've always liked UFO's anyway.

I promise she's been in Bally's and not been drunk. The two aren't mutually exclusive!

Didn't win it, but I seent it.

Favorite Memory: Peak Rick N' Morty

That's code for I rolled a 2.

#Triple Mini

My favorite dish at Chili's.

Also, she got that twice on this day, a Triple Mini here, and a Triple Mini + Double Minor at Palazzo, cause she's cool like that.

Favorite Memory: Hotel Stay

Horseshoe was one of the hotels I always thought would be... not that great, turns out I was pleasantly surprised!

We stayed on the night before Halloween, and then did (a rainy) Halloween in Paris. 

Hallway view, 18th floor. 

Seems normal so far...

What the common floor lounge area?

What the twisty-turny hallway from the Shining?

Ok we made it.

Isn't this the name of one of those Yellowstone tv show spin offs or something?

We did see people dressed as Beth and Rip on Fremont the next night, so that was cool, I like that show!

Room was better than I would have expected.

Spacious, in decent shape, smelled ok.

You can tell (from the inside) that it used to be a flagship property for MGM way back in the day.

The felt almost as big as the one at Aria, which in my mind seemed to be largest room I've had in Vegas, so far.

Better shower than I expected!

You know you're an adult when you win a little, and immediately set some to the side for next week's groceries, instead of using it to gamble. But hey if you're going to live in Vegas, you have to learn how to pace yourself!

Flavortown USA.

Or so they claim.

Guy Fieri, the food magnate who is afraid of putting seasoning, on anything.

I think that's just a Vegas thing though, it's like restaurants don't want to be known for having a flavor or tasting like anything, just keep it all straight down the middle, and generic, and on the greasy side.

I am thankful I didn't have to grow the food, harvest the food, store it, ship it, process it, cook it, serve it, clean up after it, etc. I'm not ungrateful, I just have (reasonably) high standards.

Especially for $60 breakfasts that used to cost $20. 

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